Despite being sick with a cold that seems to not want to go away, Virginia Beach was a lot of fun and full of firsts for me. One was the first sunrise over water. That same morning I also saw dolphins in the wild for the first time. (Sadly no pictures... silly me and my camnesia.)
But possibly the best first was the first highway / road sign I have ever taken a picture of:
Which made my roommate and I burst into a recitation of this:
BEDEVERE:
What also floats in water?
VILLAGER #1:
Bread!
VILLAGER #2:
Apples!
VILLAGER #3:
Uh, very small rocks!
VILLAGER #1:
Cider!
VILLAGER #2:
Uh, gra-- gravy!
VILLAGER #1:
Cherries!
VILLAGER #2:
Mud!
VILLAGER #3:
Uh, churches! Churches!
VILLAGER #2:
Lead! Lead!
ARTHUR:
A duck!
CROWD:
Oooh.
BEDEVERE:
Exactly. So, logically...
VILLAGER #1:
If... she... weighs... the same as a duck,... she's made of wood.
BEDEVERE:
And therefore?
VILLAGER #2:
A witch!
VILLAGER #1:
A witch!
CROWD:
A witch! A witch!...
VILLAGER #4:
Here is a duck. Use this duck.
[quack quack quack]
BEDEVERE:
Very good. We shall use my largest scales.
(for the transcription of the whole scene see this.)
1 comment:
Ach! I'm missing out on so much stuff. I want to go to Virginia Beach! Ohio sucks!
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